you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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