Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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