I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though