the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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