Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He has the fingertips of a God
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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