She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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