i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My cat gives me a boner
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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