You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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