You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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