Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Randomize
