don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket