Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
high people should be assigned attendants
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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