Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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