would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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