i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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