Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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