The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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