He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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