That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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