Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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