I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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