It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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