She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
In other news, I just burned my penis
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The struggles of a small town man whore
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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