my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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