im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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