How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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