I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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