i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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