Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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