If i come over, it means nothing
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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