Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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