i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just threw up on my dentist
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
