kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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