she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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