im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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