i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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