new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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