You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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