There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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