Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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