if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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