They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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