So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
