These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
This house was built for laser tag.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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