Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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