508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I came so hard my ears popped.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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