And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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