Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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