Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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