Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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