Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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