Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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