If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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