his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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