I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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