Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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